



Yooo, I should probably get my act together when it comes to this blogging malarchy. so since I last did anything on here, me, rich and jimmy have been shredding in Morzine. On the 10th Jan we got a lift to Bournemouth airport, which reminded me of the toilets at Reading festival. So make - shift. Once we were there, we bought breakfast for about £12 each and browsed duty free - we considered buying a load of fags to sell to our friends for extortionate prices, but then we though "nahh". We got our 1 - and - a - bit hour flight and when we arrived in Geneva we had to share a taxi with some strangers... it was pretty intimate :(.
half way through the journey from geneva to morzine, i had to call a woman who spoke NO english and try my best to ask her to meet us at the apartment to give us the keys. i originally envisioned this to be a quiet conversation at the back of the taxi, but when i had the strangers shouting at me from the front of the minibus, telling me that i was saying it all wrong, i realised that my plan hadn't gone correctly.
so, we got to the apartment and decided to trek to the shop for some tasties. not before wrapping up warm (it was around -10 degrees). after walking for about half an hour, we found outselves outside the ski hire shop, so we decided to get our equiptment so that we could ski straight away the next morning. after commensing our return to the apartment, we found the supermarket, where we were happy to find 24 beers for 4 euros. as you can imagine, we all stocked up. this is where a fatal error was made on richs part. james and i only bought beer, whereas rich also purchased food. as soon as we started walking it was clear that rich was struggling with carrying his skiis, food and beer. eventually he was out of site and me and james heartlessly kept walking. after arriving in our warm apartment, we cracked open some beers and forgot about rich. id say about 40 mins on, there was a knock at the door, and there was rich, sweating like a beaver and wearing only a vest at -10. he'd obviously had quite a work - out. i went outside to help him with his goods and it turned out that he ended up stealing 2 shopping trollies (didnt have a euro to separate them) and running down the icy road with his stuff in the trollies. excellent.
anyway, the rest of the holiday consisted of
1) accidentally skiing down a long road, thinking it was a ski peist.
2) learning to backflip
3) doing some gnarly drops in the woods
4) talking to a 75 year old north london GEEZ for several hours
5) drinking beer
6) listening to itunes
7) fighting
8) eating horrid cheese
9) laughing at jimmy falling of ski lifts
10) laughing at rich skiing through rope barriers
11) petting our stray dog
cant wait to go again next year!